Frsrs?

I assume you're kidding when you say today's session is only five-minutes long? Oh, you're not; that's awesome because I love getting up at seven am for no reason. It's probably my favourite hobby, well that and dolphin fucking. Also, you're not a racist if you make a racist joke; stop parroting these preposterous exclusions on common sense. I'm all for moral absolutes, but indiscretion is needed, people. Major thumbs down to the two-page spread in today's 'Independent' as well: no one wants to see Rupert Grint half-naked - and that's doubly true for a time such as this. Crack of dawn I tell you. The sunrise would have been beautiful I'm sure if it wasn't for the cloud of volcanic ash. Where is it, you ask? Why I have no idea. I am assured that it is definitely a threat, however, and we all know how infallible the Met Office is. Did I say infallible? Sorry, I meant retarded. Did I say assured? Sorry, I meant laughing or something. Anyhow, writing on my Touch is boring me now. Go away.