It's genuinely unbelievable.

So you know I just told you that my laptop broke in a protest towards my lamenting about the foibles of the modern age of technology? My iPod headphone port broke this morning: now I only have sound coming from one headphone. I am literally being raped by Karma. I didn't believe, but now I do. I swear I'm going to get in my car later to go up Katie's and it's not going to start; or the seat will explode and I'll be killed in a firebomb. Be like the fucking IRA up in my asshole. I'm frightened of doing anything. All my life is technology - which is annoying, but unavoidable - and I'd be fucked without it. For starters even if my car doesn't work I need the GPS on my Blackberry to actually find her house. Why people choose to live in the back of beyond is... well, it's beyond me. If you'll excuse the pun. I'll probably piss off the God's of Humour now (not in the Galen sense) and end up hoisted and impaled by my own petard. That'd be a rubbish way to go. Not sure how it would happen. Reminds me of the Family Guy episode... think it's called Petoria or something. Peterland was a gay amusement park, if I remember correctly. Man I haven't watched TV in a long time.

Oh yeah, more technological woes. I brought my DVD player back with me when I came home from university specifically so I could watch The West Wing when I was in bed (it's tremendously fascinating, yet brillariously soporific at the same time). Unfortunately, because I apparently have a fabulously low IQ I forgot to bring the remote. The episode I am up to is third on the disk, so if I want to watch it I'm going to have to start playing the disk like 95 minutes before I want to watch anything. Then I'll probably forget and miss the start and have to repeat the whole process.

Seriously. I'm really fucking sorry God.