There's not many things in the world that really irritate me (hahaha), but there is one surefire way to get my blood pressure up, and make that little vein jump out on the side of my head: Driving. So many things annoy me about driving that it would be a waste of my time, and yours, though mainly mine, to list them all, so instead I am going to list the worst offenders and what could be done to improve them.
1) Other people cannot drive.
Solution: Kill all other people.
2) Learn what words mean and what they denote:
A) Car: A type of traffic.
B) Road: A place for traffic.
B) Pedestrian: A walker.
C) Pavement: A place for walkers.
It's that simple. Stop strutting, you look like a dick. Stop pressing the 'WAIT' button when there's only one car on the road. Start jaywalking. Stop ambling, what the hell is wrong with you? How leisureful is your life that you can afford to spend 8 millenia crossing half a stretch of road? Honestly; do you have nowhere to go? You obviously do: You're travelling. I bet you live by the crossing. I bet you just walk out, press the button, crawl across, wait, press the button, saunter back, and go back inside your house and collapse into gales of guffawing. You know how I know that? Because that's what a wanker would do, and you, pedestrian, are precisely that. Stay on the pavement, leave me alone. I pay for these roads. /Ignorance.
3) If it's night, you need lights.
Solution: Cars can detect light levels, the car will not start without the lights being on. If one light goes out, the car breaks down.
Issues: None. All cunts are stranded.
4) When indicating, try being less of a dick.
Solution: You can't drive if you don't understand what "When turning or merging, indicate" means. Your license is hereby revoked, and you are thrown off a bridge. Signal, signal, SIGNAL. Honestly, it's really basic. I bet you piss yourself.
5) Other people exist.
Solution: Make it final.
Fuck people.
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