How to say nothing with a large vocabulary.

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Shit.

Oh shit, shit, shit, shit. Shit.

SHIT.

Fuck.

This is. Not good. Totally. Not good.

Fuck.

Why does it happen in the evenings? Fucking crepuscular angst. I'm like... an angry bat. Or a placid cat. That's like... the shittest superhero ever.

HALF BAT. HALF CAT.

BLIND. GREAT HEARING. AWESOME BALANCE.

Got a crime to solve that includes ropes, and quiet victims? Call BATCATMANGUY.

Meow.

I should like. Post about something. Honestly. I've got three followers now, and since the third joined up (probably coerced knowing me, I forget) I've posted nothing of even debatable merit. All I've done since then is engaged in a heated debate about the legitimacy of sexual consent laws; honestly, who thinks that they're too high, or too low? Who has insight into the development of the prefrontal cortex? I'm missing something which fills in the blanks here; I need convincing empiricism; so far all I've got is... fuck knows, possibility rhetoric. Cerebellum affected by environmental stimulus; prefrontal entirely genetic. What does that mean in any real sense? To most people; nothing. That's not good enough. Gah.

Really drunk. Horribly drunk. Have spell-checked this about nine times already. Taking ages to say anything. Miss ranting. Have had nothing interesting to rant about. Perhaps I'm in some kind of writer's self-pity mode; where everything I write is either too shit, or too pathetic. Fuck knows. I don't think I am. I don't think I'm even thinking of writing. I think I'm distracted.

Going back to uni. Hoorah. Further from what I want. Shit. Bollocks.

Mmm sequitur.

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