Jesus wept - emo.

Christ, how emo is that shit below me? Fucking hell. What the hell was I drinking last night? Pansy-juice?

Whatever.

I'm pissed - how do you lose something that you wear every hour of every day? How do you lose something you only ever take off to rub your eyes, or clean them? How do you lose something so obtrusive!? Absolutely farcical on my part. I've lost my glasses. £200. TWO HUNDRED. Big fuck. Bad luck. Fistfuck. So now, I've got to buy new ones - because if I have one pair, they'll inevitably get filthy, and I'll break them, ruin them, or lose them

Because apparently... I'm a total moron.